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Author:  joelr [ Fri May 08, 2009 7:53 am ]
Post subject:  And in today's episode of "Pop Up Penaz..."
... <a href=http://www.concealcarry.net/ rel="nofollow"> Mango Joe Penaz</a> does his voice impression of small Russian woman immigrant with babushka, and Joel -- who would not make fun of a small Russian woman immigrant in a babushka -- makes fun of it.

And a bit more.

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Author:  mrokern [ Fri May 08, 2009 8:11 am ]
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OW! That new color scheme is worse than usual.

Interesting that he is telling people to call Larry to get a reference...

Any truth to that (good heavens, I hope not)?
Author:  joelr [ Fri May 08, 2009 8:13 am ]
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Yup; Joe does tell people to call all sorts of folks for references. (On at least one of his websites, he's still telling people to call Howard -- RIP.)

As to what they say, and why they might say it, that's not my story.
Author:  White Horseradish [ Fri May 08, 2009 9:31 am ]
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You covered up the " Utah Permit to Carry is big, huge you need this!" line.

That one made me think of permit enlargement. :P
Author:  joelr [ Fri May 08, 2009 9:44 am ]
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White Horseradish wrote:
You covered up the " Utah Permit to Carry is big, huge you need this!" line.

That one made me think of permit enlargement. :P
Joe Penaz's eye-bleeding website are sort of the Louvre of the mockable. No need to rush through; there's plenty of exhibits to enjoy, over a long period of time.
Author:  tepin [ Fri May 08, 2009 11:17 am ]
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This is what sold me... :D
Quote:
http://www.concealcarry.net/
...
* Licensed Bail Bondsman (I can be there if you are arrested to bail you out and help you!)
* Fugitive Recovery Agent. www.mnfugitiverecovery.com
...
Author:  joelr [ Fri May 08, 2009 11:20 am ]
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tepin wrote:
This is what sold me... :D
Quote:
http://www.concealcarry.net/
...
* Licensed Bail Bondsman (I can be there if you are arrested to bail you out and help you!)
* Fugitive Recovery Agent. www.mnfugitiverecovery.com
...
It's a one-stop shop. Get you in trouble, bail you out, and then chase you down.

Mango Joe Penaz: Zen Master of the Upsell.
Author:  joelr [ Sun May 17, 2009 6:06 pm ]
Post subject:  I don't make this up, either . . .
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Story here.

If I've got it right, the last solicitation I got from Front Sight had its "Lifetime Legacy Membership" priced at $9900, although if I understand it correctly, there were some discounts available.
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Ouch.
Author:  mnglocker [ Mon May 18, 2009 4:39 am ]
Post subject:  Re: I don't make this up, either . . .
joelr wrote:
Ouch.


Fools and their money.
Author:  joelr [ Mon May 18, 2009 6:00 am ]
Post subject:  Re: I don't make this up, either . . .
mnglocker wrote:
joelr wrote:
Ouch.


Fools and their money.
Just got another solicitation from Iggy the P; he's now willing to sell a "Self Reliance Front Sight Lifetime Membership" for $1499. I think you get a set of Ginsu knives with that, as the court seized all the "free" guns.

But wait! There's more!!!
Author:  mnglocker [ Mon May 18, 2009 8:59 am ]
Post subject:  Re: I don't make this up, either . . .
joelr wrote:
mnglocker wrote:
joelr wrote:
Ouch.


Fools and their money.
Just got another solicitation from Iggy the P; he's now willing to sell a "Self Reliance Front Sight Lifetime Membership" for $1499. I think you get a set of Ginsu knives with that, as the court seized all the "free" guns.

But wait! There's more!!!


Order before the commercial ends and we'll send you not just one.... BUT TWO "Slap Chops".
Author:  Q_Continuum [ Mon May 18, 2009 2:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: I don't make this up, either . . .
mnglocker wrote:
joelr wrote:
mnglocker wrote:
joelr wrote:
Ouch.


Fools and their money.
Just got another solicitation from Iggy the P; he's now willing to sell a "Self Reliance Front Sight Lifetime Membership" for $1499. I think you get a set of Ginsu knives with that, as the court seized all the "free" guns.

But wait! There's more!!!


Order before the commercial ends and we'll send you not just one.... BUT TWO "Slap Chops".


"You know the Germans always make good stuff!"

"You'll love my nuts!"

(Those commercials ALWAYS make me laugh)
Author:  joelr [ Mon May 18, 2009 5:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Sigh
This is, almost, too easy.
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Author:  Andrew Rothman [ Mon May 18, 2009 5:33 pm ]
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Quote:
PCSD is the only training organization that has both Female and Male instructors who carry as part of every weekend class.


Wait, hasn't Joe been to Burnsville Pistol Range? He'd better stay away now, or be prepared to explain how Sue is not female.... I mean, "Female."
Author:  joelr [ Mon May 18, 2009 5:35 pm ]
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Andrew Rothman wrote:
Quote:
PCSD is the only training organization that has both Female and Male instructors who carry as part of every weekend class.


Wait, hasn't Joe been to Burnsville Pistol Range? He'd better stay away now, or be prepared to explain how Sue is not female.... I mean, "Female."
I think you're missing something -- Sue doesn't (at least doesn't always) carry when she's teaching a class on weekends. This is, apparently, very, very important in female instructors. Carrying in class on weekdays? Not worth mentioning, I guess.
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