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PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 1:06 am 
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A would-be gangster shot himself in the crutch when his gun went off half cocked in his pocket.

Lukas Neuhardt, 27, had forgotten to put the safety catch on when he stuffed the gun into his trouser pocket to impress pals in Saarbruecken, Germany.

He told paramedics that a masked mugger had blasted him in the crutch in a bungled robbery.

But police found a hole in his statement when they saw that the gunshot had miraculously left his trousers intact.

"Instead there was a charred hole in his pocket so either it was the shot of the century or he did it himself," said a police source.

Now - after surgeons stitched his manhood back together - he's facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany's tough new anti gun laws. - ananova.com

(Can someone move to stupid gun stuff? I posted in the wrong area)

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Ha!

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A would-be gangster shot himself in the crutch when his gun went off half cocked in his pocket.


I love karma sometimes.

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The pistol is not the only thing that is now half cocked.

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What if the gun had been loaded with blanks?

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J. R. wrote:
The pistol is not the only thing that is now half cocked.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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What if the gun had been loaded with blanks?


I'm sure it is now :wink:

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KA0OLD wrote:
What if the gun had been loaded with blanks?


If he had gotten it in the balls, he sure would be shootin' blanks.

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This is your "weapon", and this is your "gun".
This is for fighting, and this is for fun.


I still wonder why that was drilled into me at such a young age, by a father no less. It probably had something to do with that mid-1940's military experience he had :(


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Ouch !!!! What did Forest say ? Stupid is as stupid does ?


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This is your "weapon", and this is your "gun".
This is for fighting, and this is for fun.


I still wonder why that was drilled into me at such a young age, by a father no less. It probably had something to do with that mid-1940's military experience he had :(


Hey, according to my dad, that was still alive and well in the late 60's / early 70's...


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