See this link.
http://antiotter.livejournal.com/144625.html
The synopsis of the story is that this guy's dumbass neighbor put a .44 mag round through his bathroom mirror, a closet and into the guy's desk.
"He came over and wanted to see if I was alright. I shrugged it off, as this is hardly something new to someone in my chosen career path. So he gave me a beer, showed me his eyebrow-raising collection of guns, and I went back and got my camera, as I thought my friends would get a kick out of it."
I doubt I'd take a beer from someone who just missed my head with a large lump of lead. He would probably learn some new words and I can't say I'd be able to keep from whacking him over the head with what was handy.