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A 'well-educated man' arrested on weapon counts
The suspect apparently took umbrage at his arrest for suspicion of unlawful concealment and prohibited use of a weapon (possession of a weapon under the influence), telling police he was a double major in biochemistry and chemistry at the University of Colorado. "I am a well-education man and fell if anyone can be a responsible gun owner, it's me," he allegedly told police.
This makes me think of my dilbert calendar for Moday (OK so I'm cheating by looking ahead).:
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Boss (interviewing Phd.): Wow! you have three masters degrees and a Phd!
Phd: Yes, it's all very impressive, but interestingly, I have no common sense whatsoever.
Boss: That's not he sort of thing you should say during a job interview.
Phd: I don't see why not.
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New tag line? "I'm the only one in this room educated enough to...."