That's been around for a while.
It is a hoot
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| Author: | MOTOBOB [ Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:13 am ] |
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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? .................................................................. Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus. ................................................................. Republican's Answer: BANG! .................................................................. Southerner's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?" Son: "Can I shoot the next one!" Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!" |
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| Author: | Pakrat [ Sat Sep 23, 2006 1:20 pm ] |
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I laugh because it's true... |
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| Author: | JDR [ Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:04 pm ] |
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That's been around for a while.
It is a hoot
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| Author: | macphisto [ Sat Sep 23, 2006 7:55 pm ] |
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Islamic Terrorists is good eats! |
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| Author: | ironbear [ Sun Sep 24, 2006 6:30 pm ] |
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The republican didn't double-tap so he must have been a moderate. The democrat's response was, of course, more nuanced.
OK. I'll shut up now. |
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| Author: | Srigs [ Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:09 pm ] |
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Southern Canadian would be... Bamb eh! Bamb eh! Bamb eh! 
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| Author: | todd740 [ Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:50 am ] |
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unless it was a canadian border guard, then they would simply run away
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| Author: | ttousi [ Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:36 pm ] |
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todd740 wrote: unless it was a canadian border guard, then they would simply run away Are you speaking of the "French" Canadian border guards?
edit: Says the guy with the french name 
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| Author: | grayskys [ Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:52 pm ] |
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ttousi wrote: todd740 wrote: unless it was a canadian border guard, then they would simply run away Are you speaking of the "French" Canadian border guards? edit: Says the guy with the french name Kay wrote: ROFL You have a french name? 
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| Author: | ttousi [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:31 am ] |
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grayskys wrote: ttousi wrote: todd740 wrote: unless it was a canadian border guard, then they would simply run away Are you speaking of the "French" Canadian border guards? edit: Says the guy with the french name Kay wrote: ROFL You have a french name? oui oui |
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| Author: | Tick Slayer [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:14 pm ] |
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| Love it. Especially the wife's comment.
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| Author: | ttousi [ Sat Sep 30, 2006 6:28 pm ] |
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Or should I say oui, oui, eh ? |
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| Author: | grayskys [ Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:52 pm ] |
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LOL
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| Author: | azngazelle [ Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:43 pm ] |
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I thought loyal DFL'ers carried white flags with them? (so they can wave it, just in case.) Or were they red flags with a hammer and sickle? ironbear wrote: The republican didn't double-tap so he must have been a moderate. The democrat's response was, of course, more nuanced. OK. I'll shut up now. |
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| Author: | ChillyW [ Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:56 pm ] |
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azngazelle wrote: I thought loyal DFL'ers carried white flags with them? (so they can wave it, just in case.) Or were they red flags with a hammer and sickle? ironbear wrote: The republican didn't double-tap so he must have been a moderate. The democrat's response was, of course, more nuanced. OK. I'll shut up now. This DFL'er carries 14 rounds of .45 ACP. Though after trying my new 642 out this weekend, I think Joel has converted me to the 5 rounds of .38 camp... |
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