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Short story, she had a cardinal bothering her house. She went out and bought a shotgun. Took a short course how to use it. Took care of the problem.


Those damned Cardinals:
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One of the few sketches that Terry Gilliam appeared in, a Yank in the Python team, BLASPHEMY!!!! born in Minneapolis, attended UMD, now a British Citizen.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Python#Terry_Gilliam


He's the one on the right in the picture



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"...blessed are the cheesemakers..." :lol:

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Ah, what’s so special about the cheesemakers?

Well, obviously, it’s not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.


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no, blessed are the beermakers (my g/f makes her own beer)! ok, cheese is good too!

i never knew terry gilliam was from minneapolis. i love the pythons and am glad to know that bit of info.


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Fwee Woddawick!! :lol: :lol:


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blessed are the beermakers




Thank you my son.


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(my g/f makes her own beer)!



So do I. Fun hobby.


And Now For Something Completely Different............................


Warning- Don't read this or you'll die-------




Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

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All I have to say is "SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, eggs and a side of SPAM!" "But I don't like SPAM!" :D

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Strigs: Have you been to the "SPAM" museum? I have. It really is interesting.


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How did Group Captain Biggles manage to become a cardinal?

And what's so funny about Biggus Dickus ... ?

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And what's so funny about Biggus Dickus ... ?


He's got a wife, you know.....wanna know what she's called?

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She's called ... Incontinentia.

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Now we see the violence inherent in the system!! :lol: :lol:

ARTHUR: Old woman!
DENNIS: Man!
ARTHUR: Man. Sorry. What knight live in that castle over there?
DENNIS: I'm thirty-seven.
ARTHUR: I-- what?
DENNIS: I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old.
ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you 'Man'.
DENNIS: Well, you could say 'Dennis'.
ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called 'Dennis'.
DENNIS: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?
ARTHUR: I did say 'sorry' about the 'old woman', but from the behind you
looked--
DENNIS: What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior!
ARTHUR: Well, I am king!
DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting
the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates
the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going
to be any progress with the--
WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh! How d'you do?
ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady. I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's
castle is that?
WOMAN: King of the who?
ARTHUR: The Britons.
WOMAN: Who are the Britons?
ARTHUR: Well, we all are. We are all Britons, and I am your king.
WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous
collective.
DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self-
perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--
WOMAN: Oh, there you go, bringing class into it again.
DENNIS: That's what it's all about. If only people would hear of--
ARTHUR: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
WOMAN: No one live there.
ARTHUR: Then who is your lord?
WOMAN: We don't have a lord.
ARTHUR: What?
DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in
turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
ARTHUR: Yes.
DENNIS: But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a special
bi-weekly meeting--
ARTHUR: Yes, I see.
DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,--
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: But by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major--
ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
WOMAN: Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh.
ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN: Well, how did you become king then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,...
[angels sing]
...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from
the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was
to carry Excalibur.
[singing stops]
That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis
for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate
from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just
'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some
moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up, will you. Shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help!
I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh?
That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it,
didn't you?


Purley eh...................woooooooahh...........say no more :lol:

All you ever wanted........
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/


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Strigs: Have you been to the "SPAM" museum? I have. It really is interesting.


I have. It was very interesting.

If you want to give a Korean a special gift, give them SPAM.

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