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Twin Cities Carry Forum Archive :: View topic - Tactical Tommy
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Author:  AGoodDay [ Sun May 06, 2007 11:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Tactical Tommy

I love these! I was talking with a friend of mine about a very, umm, interesting person we met. We felt the need to dub him a Tactical Tommy. I thought and realized it hadn't been posted here before (I don't think), so I thought I would share with this for anyone who hasn't seen it before. Enjoy!

Tactical Tommy Goes to the Store

As I was leaving my house I stuffed my Glock 10mm "man gun" Mexican-style in my pants. My backup is a fully customized 1911 with all the IPSC add-on options in my $500.00 leather pancake holster custom made by Belgian Monks who have devoted their lives to silence and holster making. These are the ones used by SEAL Team 6, which I used to be a part of but all records of my activities were destroyed in a fire "accident".

I put on my Royal Robbins photographer vest to match my pants while wearing a T-Shirt underneath reading "from my cold dead hands." That way, nobody can see what I'm packing. I had my Centennial .38 Special in my ankle holster, just like the gun rag guys carry. Lastly I had my "Covert Sniper" I.D. Card in my wallet with my "Concealed Weapons Permit Badge". I was ready for anything.

I drove my "bug-out truck" to the 7-11 for some beer, 'cause you never know. It is a performance-styled Subaru BRAT with 4 cylinders of ground pounding fury.

I pull up to the 7-11 store and notice a nefarious looking girl scout eyeballing me from the back of her mother's SUV. A likely cover.

The mother returned to the truck and went for the keys in her purse, but I knew from my years of combat-honed instincts that she was actually making a furtive movement for an offensive weapon.

I attempted a tactical shoulder roll, but fell flat on my face, kind of flopping on the pavement to avoid any incoming rounds and to make it look like I meant to do that. The store owner called 911 which is good, because I then did a roll and attempted to draw my Glock.

Unfortunately, since I did not have a holster, the gun "went off" and the bullet creased my weener. But I was prepared for that and bit down on a 9mm casing to take my mind off the pain as I dove for the garbage barrel. That's when I noticed the girl scout shouting something to her mother who began to take cover. I knew they were closing on me so I drew my trusty custom 1911 Wilson COMBAT....I knew that they would be impressed with that. I then duck walked to the front of her SUV but my gut kinda got in the way and I fell on my ass, which caused me to swallow my 9mm casing.

I then tried to roll to my right, but didn't want to scuff my holster, so I just threw myself into a telephone pole, but I landed on my right side anyway. So I fired one shot towards the woman's SUV to pin them down as I recovered my wind.

Before the mother knew what was happening, I charged her and I threw my groin into her knee. I knew that as I vomited on the ground in front of her that I had interrupted her OODA loop, and I had the advantage now. As she ran screaming for the girl scout (I knew she was going for backup) I made for my super-charged BRAT tactical truck. I jumped into the driver seat, forgetting that I had left my rare Israeli contract AR 15 Bayonet on the seat (honed to a razors edge). I could handle it though, half my ass is an implant from war wounds. As I attempted to start my truck, police and paramedics arrived on the scene. My truck would not start and instead backfired once and caused the police to taze me. At this point, I tactically soiled myself while in convulsions. My custom 1911 then fell out the window, but I still had my Centennial .38. I knew then that I had to take out the woman with the purse.

So I aimed my revolver at her, at which point the first police officer fired once striking me in the chest. Fortunately, I was wearing my level 3A body armor. I didn't want to hurt the cops, they had obviously been duped by the evil temptress who was now embracing her partner in crime and crying to the police in the background - I knew it was a ruse.

I pulled out my concealed weapons permit badge and showed it to the officer who shot me and yelled out "I'm one of you guys!!!" He continued to cover me, and ordered me to drop my .38 so I laid it down. After all, I still had my bayonet attached to my ass. The cop walked toward me, and upon reading the badge maced me right in the eyes. Fortunately, my Oakley shooting glasses stopped most of the spray and I was able to rip free of the Taser cords easily. It only cost me one nipple...easily replaced. I dove for the passenger side of my truck and began to run zig zag for a ditch. Unfortunately, the bayonet sticking out of my ass slowed me down. I knew it would have to be hand-to-hand now. I knew the cop couldn't take me when I saw he merely carried a Glock 17, not a man's gun. So I immediately threw my eye into his right hook, followed by a knee into his mag light. As I lay thrashing on the ground, I took the heel of my Bates enforcer boot and kicked at the cops ankle. I knew from my classified experiences in Tajikistan that once I broke his ankle, the cop would fall down and I could "stun kick" him in the head, knocking him out but not hurting him.

Apparently the cop had also been to Tajikistan, because he side stepped me and struck me in the back with his ASP baton, but my trauma plate absorbed it. I then drew my Benchmade auto knife and was promptly tased again, but I was ready for it this time and only wet myself a little bit.

Next thing those cops knew, I was unconscious. That'll teach 'em.[/i]

Author:  someone1980 [ Mon May 07, 2007 12:40 am ]
Post subject: 

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4 cylinders of ground pounding fury


I don't know which is funnier, 4 cylinders of fury or ground pounding fury.

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but my gut kinda got in the way and I fell on my ass, which caused me to swallow my 9mm casing


This just about happened to me at IDPA once. I fixed it though, I shoot .45 now, its harder to accidently swallow.

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The cop walked toward me, and upon reading the badge maced me right in the eyes.


And right there proof that a carry badge will add spice to your life!

Great post, thanks!

Author:  A Brit in MN [ Mon May 07, 2007 2:30 am ]
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Now that's funny

In England guys like that are called Walts.............as in Mitty

Fun thread on an English site
http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/vie ... 24843.html

Author:  ttousi [ Mon May 07, 2007 6:31 am ]
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A Brit in MN wrote:
Now that's funny

In England guys like that are called Walts.............as in Mitty

Fun thread on an English site
http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/vie ... 24843.html


Interesting link............115 pages of postings .....read about 6 laughing the whole time :lol: :lol:

Author:  Greg M [ Mon May 07, 2007 6:35 am ]
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I laughed so hard I have a tummy ache ...

Author:  AGoodDay [ Mon May 07, 2007 8:17 am ]
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In the second post of this site you can find all four. I hadn't read the last one before. After reading it, though, I think I might need some cayanne peppers and a diaper..... :lol:

http://www.theothersideofkim.com/index. ... read/9524/

Author:  Andrew Rothman [ Mon May 07, 2007 4:12 pm ]
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The "Tactical Tommy" story (not its original title) originated on The High Road (www.thehighroad.org), Oleg Volk's forum. It was written by a fella named orangeninja on December 27, 2004.

http://www.thehighroad.org/showthread.php?t=117745

Author:  chunkstyle [ Mon May 07, 2007 8:50 pm ]
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Wasn't "Tactical Tommy" just in here, asking about fake Bail Enforcement badges?

Author:  cobb [ Mon May 07, 2007 9:00 pm ]
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chunkstyle wrote:
Wasn't "Tactical Tommy" just in here, asking about fake Bail Enforcement badges?


Now be nice........

He was not asking about fake Bail Enforcement badges, he was going to wear a real one because he was going to be,,,,,,,,,his future plans where to be, so he was planning,,,,,,I mean, he had a plan that,,,,,,,,. Never mind, that part of this on the forum was locked, now leave it alone.

Personally, I would have gone for the female body inspector badge. :wink:

Author:  Tick Slayer [ Mon May 07, 2007 10:01 pm ]
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cobb wrote:
Personally, I would have gone for the female body inspector badge. :wink:


:lol: I thought I'd heard it all. That's rather clever.

Author:  ttousi [ Mon May 07, 2007 10:20 pm ]
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Tick Slayer wrote:
cobb wrote:
Personally, I would have gone for the female body inspector badge. :wink:


:lol: I thought I'd heard it all. That's rather clever.



sshhhhhh you'll give cobb a fatter head :P

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