My wife and I went to the Acme Comedy Company on Sat. night to watch the comedians featured there. A comedian named Arj Barker was riffing on the sights in the Twin Cities when he said (kind of paraphrased):

"And I went to a bookstore down the street that had a no guns sign on the door! What the hell is up with that? You must have some aggressive readers in this town (Mocks pointing a gun) Hey! That's my copy of the DaVinci Code! Put it down! (to the cashier) I said credit, damnit, not debit. Don't make me come across there and cap your ass!

Couldn't help but laugh, he was just having fun with it. I hope you guys get a chuckle, too.

Doug