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 Sex in the dark???????? 
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 11:34 am 
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Sex in the Dark
> >
> > There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time
> > they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
> >
> >
> > Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured
> > she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they
> > were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned
> > on the lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a
> > battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and
> > larger than a real one.
> >
> > She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent bastard,' She screamed
> > at him, 'how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better
> > explain yourself!'
> >
> > The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
> > 'I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids.'
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