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You might be a mall ninja if:

You considered duct-taping a kitchen knife to your long arms to serve as a bayonet.

Your AR has more rails than the local train yard.

You put a heat shield on your shotgun because you may need it during urban assaults.

You put an M4 stock on your H&R single shot.

You put a pistol grip on your shotgun because you are so good at hip-shooting. If one pistol grip is good, two must be better, ehhh?

You don't actually have an AR, so you decided to make your 10/22 look like one as much as possible.

You have a breaching device on the end of your home defense shotgun, just in case you need to breach your own doors.

You think that during TSHTF, you will carry a bolt action rifle, a shotgun, a SOCOM M1A, a Ruger Mark II, and a 1911 just to cover all the base.

You have a .50 cal muzzle brake on your shotgun.

Your game remote is attached to an AR rail in case you get ambushed on Rainbow Six while you are handling your AR.

You have desert camo or sand colored weapons, even though you live in Illinois.

You consider playing Call of Duty to be combat experience.

Did I miss any?

Author:	Hunter07 [ Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:28 am ]
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Stolen from another forum I visit. Quote: You might be a mall ninja if: You considered duct-taping a kitchen knife to your long arms to serve as a bayonet. Your AR has more rails than the local train yard. You put a heat shield on your shotgun because you may need it during urban assaults. You put an M4 stock on your H&R single shot. You put a pistol grip on your shotgun because you are so good at hip-shooting. If one pistol grip is good, two must be better, ehhh? You don't actually have an AR, so you decided to make your 10/22 look like one as much as possible. You have a breaching device on the end of your home defense shotgun, just in case you need to breach your own doors. You think that during TSHTF, you will carry a bolt action rifle, a shotgun, a SOCOM M1A, a Ruger Mark II, and a 1911 just to cover all the base. You have a .50 cal muzzle brake on your shotgun. Your game remote is attached to an AR rail in case you get ambushed on Rainbow Six while you are handling your AR. You have desert camo or sand colored weapons, even though you live in Illinois. You consider playing Call of Duty to be combat experience. Did I miss any?

Author:	jaysong [ Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:07 am ]
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Hunter07 wrote: You consider playing Call of Duty to be combat experience. It's not?

Author:	Macx [ Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:06 pm ]
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Quote: You have a .50 cal muzzle brake on your shotgun. Sounds like a slug through the tube would be a memorable expeience. They only allow Remington 870's in IL because Mossberg sounds foreign. And firearms are only allow to be blued and walnut . . . anything else is a dangerous assault weapon or a sniper rifle. But I am just saying ... being from downstate IL and all. Oh that there were something other than fudds and Chicago in my home state.

Author:	macphisto [ Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:19 pm ]
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Quote: Did I miss any? It's missing the part about extra trauma plates.

Author:	Macx [ Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:44 pm ]
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I got it - You might be a Mall Ninja if you have your wife/ tactical partner sew 5x8" trauma plates from U.S. Cavalry into an overlapping jacket . . . like a bigger more protective version of dragon scale body armor.

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Author:	Sietch [ Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:39 am ]
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Hunter07 wrote: if you consider playing Call of Duty to be combat experience... ...you might be <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Thompson_(attorney)" target="_blank" class="postlink">Jack Thompson</a>.

Author:	lance22 [ Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:42 am ]
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You might be a mall ninja if you look like this: You might be a mall ninja if this impresses you and makes you want to buy their product: You might be a mall ninja if you are obsessed with accessories to stick on your gun: Finally - my favorite photo of all time ... You might be a mall ninja if you've never been in the service but you have more gear than GI Joe:

Author:	1911fan [ Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:59 pm ]
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SOmeone needs to photo shop plblark's head on to this,

Author:	plblark [ Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:00 pm ]
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What did I do to deserve this? Oh yeah, That ... If we're photo shopping heads onto this, there are MUCH more appropriate targets.

Author:	gman1868 [ Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:41 pm ]
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Author:	Timothy Nelson [ Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:58 pm ]
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LMMFAO....

Author:	DTDK [ Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:12 am ]
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you know , the "im from the internet " pics are great, but i really wonder what possesses someone to dress up like that and then go out in public. now i could se doing it at home or something kind of like singing in the shower, many of us do that (singing in the shower that is) but we would not do it out in public, are these guys completely un aware how rediculous they look? i could see dressing up for a sci fi convention and some how justifying it but this with a 10 22 in a dress up kit wow

Author:	mrokern [ Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:01 am ]
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lance22 wrote: You might be a mall ninja if you look like this: No fair, I own most of those NERF guns! And have them in my office. Loaded. Chambered. -Mark

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