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Author:  340PD [ Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:43 am ]
Post subject:  Just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder

People are just flippin weird! :shock:


Man accused of sex act
with car
Updated: Thursday, 13 Aug 2009, 2:34 PM MDT
Published : Thursday, 13 Aug 2009, 1:58 PM MDT

Web Producer: Todd Dukart
ALBUQUERQUE (KRQE) - An Albuquerque man faces indecent exposure charges after police say children saw him simulating a sex act with his car in a grocery store parking lot.

Danny Brawner, 46, was indicted on two counts of aggravated indecent exposure and one count of indecent exposure for the July 28 incident in the parking lot of the Smith's Food and Drug store on 101 Coors Blvd. NW, according to a news release from Bernalillo County District Attorney Kari Brandenburg's office.

Witnesses told police they saw Brawner "humping" his car's trunk while swinging his arms in the air and shouting. His pants were around his ankles, witnesses said.

An officer said he found Brawner asleep next to his car. The officer woke him up and arrested him. The officer said Brawner appeared to be intoxicated.

Two children saw the alleged sex act, which is why Brawner faces the aggravated indecent exposure charges. They're fourth-degree felonies.

If convicted on all counts, Brawner could be sentenced to serve up to four years in prison and attend mandatory counseling.

If convicted of the aggravated indecent exposure charge, under New Mexico law, Brawner would have to register as a sex offender.

Author:  mrokern [ Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:47 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder

Talk about "junk in the trunk"...

Author:  larryflew [ Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:13 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder

I used to have a 67 Corvette that I "loved" but as beautiful as she was it was never like that.

Author:  onebohemian [ Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:52 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder

There's an old Saturday Night Live clip -- one of those commercial type skits -- wherein Chris Parnell is in love with his grand marquis or some car like that. Hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5sOCEUpGZI

Author:  chunkstyle [ Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:22 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder

The closest I ever got to that was owning "Candy-O", by The Cars:

Image

Author:  mrokern [ Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder

chunkstyle wrote:
The closest I ever got to that was owning "Candy-O", by The Cars:

Image


Mmmm, I love fine art.

Author:  larryflew [ Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder

I used to have a 3 ring binder of all of the Vargas art from Playboy 60's to 80s. My mother threw it away along with 2 shoe boxes full of 50's and 60's baseball cards aaarrrggghhhh!!!

Author:  Molasses [ Sat Aug 15, 2009 12:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder

Thomas Dolby's song "Key to her Ferrari" veers creepily close to that notion.

Author:  TopGear [ Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:06 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder

Quote:
An officer said he found Brawner asleep next to his car.


He must have finished his cigarette already.

Author:  White Horseradish [ Sat Sep 05, 2009 5:47 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Zu0vAMkpag

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