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Quiz


Are You a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?


Here is a little test that will help you decide.


Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans And Southern Republicans?


The answer can be found by posing the following question:


You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.





Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.





You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot.


You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?


Democrat's Answer:


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!





Does the man look poor or oppressed?





Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?





Could we run away?





What does my wife think?





What about the kids?





Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?





What does the law say about this situation?





Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?





Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?





Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?





Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?





If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?





Should I call 911?


Why is this street so deserted?


We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.


This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.


Republican's Answer:


BANG!


Southern Republican's Answer:


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!


click.....(sounds of reloading).


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click


Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?

Heh. I might be the only Southern Republican who voted for George McGovern.

I would have to answer Southern, but have a couple of ?s
Why would you load the glock with only 9rds in the mags
Why would you only carry one extra mag

Then you grab the backup gun and the reload for that one!

It would be a total of 39 rounds for me.

None of the above.

I have seen this before, but it still makes me laugh to read the Democrats thoughts and statements. While I am not a Dem or Reb, I definately fall into the Southern Reb line of action on this one.

As my bumper sticker states,"Are you an American or a democrat?"

Yeah, my instinct would have been a double-tap COM.

Main + reload, backup + reload; how do you get an odd number?

Start with 13 (one in the pipe and then add one to the mag) in the main gun then 12 then backup 7 and 7!

None of the above... but related to one of the above posts, I don't double tap. I continuous fire. You keep getting shot until I'm safe. There was an incident in Texas a while ago. A CHL holder down there double tapped a guy in the chest that was shooting his own son with an AK-47. He didn't get any shots off after that. Sounds like he was stunned after those first 2 shots. The attacker killed him at that point.

Guess this would make me a 'somewhat to the right of Atilla the Hun libertarian'....