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Author:  realtor_packing_heat [ Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:19 am ]
Post subject:  SHAMWOW! I wonder if ShamWow's work for blood?

http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/27/shamwow-p ... the-punch/

Quote:
ShamWow Pitchman Beats Hooker to the Punch
Posted Mar 27th 2009 5:05PM by TMZ Staff

The pitchman for the super absorbent ShamWow has been arrested for not having good clean fun ... unless you consider hiring a hooker who almost bites your tongue off fun.

Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops say he allegedly hired a hooker, whom he took back to his hotel. According to the arrest affidavit, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go."

According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.

Excuse us for living, but it seems justified to punch a hooker when she bites your tongue. Apparently, prosecutors agreed, because they declined to prosecute either one.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  Andrew Rothman [ Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:35 am ]
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Umwow.

Author:  tman065 [ Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:11 pm ]
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That's so funny that I had to paste it to my social networking site.

I also stole your tag line. Sorry.. :twisted:

Author:  Scott Hughes [ Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:27 pm ]
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He was fortunate it was just his tongue that was bitten :shock: .......oops, never mind :roll: :D

Author:  sheepdog [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:32 am ]
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He better get a blood test after that. NASTY!

Author:  DeanC [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:28 am ]
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The big news to me: Vince Shlomi is apparently straight.

Author:  realtor_packing_heat [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:00 pm ]
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The good news for vince: She didn't give him a "slap chop" :lol:

Author:  Macx [ Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:48 pm ]
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But he did go to the clap shop :oops:

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