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MOTOBOB
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Post subject: You gotta laugh !!! Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:13 am |
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Joined: Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:21 pm Posts: 104 Location: West Concord, MN (cat loving capital of SE MN)
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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.....
(Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"
_________________ The world is full of idiots and I'm trying hard not to be one. =)
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Pakrat
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 1:20 pm |
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Joined: Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:56 am Posts: 2422 Location: Hopkins, MN
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I laugh because it's true...
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JDR
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:04 pm |
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Joined: Sun Aug 07, 2005 8:37 am Posts: 935 Location: Victoria
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That's been around for a while.
It is a hoot
_________________ "To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them." George Mason
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macphisto
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 7:55 pm |
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Joined: Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:00 pm Posts: 1013 Location: North Suburbs
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Islamic Terrorists is good eats!
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ironbear
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 6:30 pm |
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Joined: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:08 pm Posts: 546 Location: Roseville
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The republican didn't double-tap so he must have been a moderate.
The democrat's response was, of course, more nuanced.
OK. I'll shut up now.
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Srigs
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:09 pm |
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Joined: Fri Aug 26, 2005 5:40 am Posts: 3752 Location: East Suburbs
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Southern Canadian would be... Bamb eh! Bamb eh! Bamb eh!
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"If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking" - George S. Patton
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todd740
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:50 am |
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Joined: Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:29 am Posts: 14
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unless it was a canadian border guard, then they would simply run away
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ttousi
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:36 pm |
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Joined: Sun Aug 07, 2005 11:20 am Posts: 3311 Location: St. Paul, MN.
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todd740 wrote: unless it was a canadian border guard, then they would simply run away
Are you speaking of the "French" Canadian border guards?
edit: Says the guy with the french name
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grayskys
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:52 pm |
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Joined: Sun Aug 07, 2005 10:53 pm Posts: 1725
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ttousi wrote: todd740 wrote: unless it was a canadian border guard, then they would simply run away Are you speaking of the "French" Canadian border guards? edit: Says the guy with the french name Kay wrote: ROFL
You have a french name?
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ttousi
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:31 am |
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Joined: Sun Aug 07, 2005 11:20 am Posts: 3311 Location: St. Paul, MN.
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grayskys wrote: ttousi wrote: todd740 wrote: unless it was a canadian border guard, then they would simply run away Are you speaking of the "French" Canadian border guards? edit: Says the guy with the french name Kay wrote: ROFL You have a french name?
oui oui
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Tick Slayer
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:14 pm |
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Joined: Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:53 am Posts: 1263 Location: MN
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Love it. Especially the wife's comment.
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ttousi
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 6:28 pm |
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Joined: Sun Aug 07, 2005 11:20 am Posts: 3311 Location: St. Paul, MN.
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grayskys
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:52 pm |
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Joined: Sun Aug 07, 2005 10:53 pm Posts: 1725
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LOL
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azngazelle
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:43 pm |
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Joined: Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:50 am Posts: 9
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I thought loyal DFL'ers carried white flags with them? (so they can wave it, just in case.) Or were they red flags with a hammer and sickle?
ironbear wrote: The republican didn't double-tap so he must have been a moderate. The democrat's response was, of course, more nuanced. OK. I'll shut up now.
_________________ "Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F Kennedy
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ChillyW
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:56 pm |
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Joined: Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:37 am Posts: 198 Location: Oak Grove, MN
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azngazelle wrote: I thought loyal DFL'ers carried white flags with them? (so they can wave it, just in case.) Or were they red flags with a hammer and sickle? ironbear wrote: The republican didn't double-tap so he must have been a moderate. The democrat's response was, of course, more nuanced. OK. I'll shut up now.
This DFL'er carries 14 rounds of .45 ACP. Though after trying my new 642 out this weekend, I think Joel has converted me to the 5 rounds of .38 camp...
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